Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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