...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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