my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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