No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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