so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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