Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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