your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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