would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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