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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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