Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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