"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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