I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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