ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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