I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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