So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
