I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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