sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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