i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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