**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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