You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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