Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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