I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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