Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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