just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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