Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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