she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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