We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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