this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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