Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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