I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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