What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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