it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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