margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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