So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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