No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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