That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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