I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Are my feet made of real feet?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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