We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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