i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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