sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Bring me that man meat
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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