What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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