Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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