i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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