Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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