I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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