what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have aggressive nipples.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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