I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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