discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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