Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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