He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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