I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
do nipples grow back?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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