Ambien. No doubt about it.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
His hands were made for my vagina.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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