I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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